Me(me) Two

Prometheus, having been tagged by Terra Shield, breaks his silence to post this meme.

1. What is the best thing about my workplace?
   Prometheus owns it.



2. What do I hate about my workplace?
   It ain't like Microsoft headquarters. Yet.



3. What small irritants at my workplace really annoys me?
   It ain't making money like Microsoft. Yet.



4. Describe the actions/quirks of the weirdest person I work with (can be a co-worker, employer, or a vendor if you are self employed):
   That's classified. Prometheus could tell you, but then he'd have to kill you. Yaargh! Could never resist that pun from Top Gun.



5. What is one thing that I would change at my workplace to make life a helluva lot better?
   Make it like Microsoft.



6. Pick five songs that I'd like played at my funeral......
   Now really, is this part of the same meme? Or is it a hint that Prometheus would depart this world sooner than he can say 'Microsoft'. But anyways, Prometheus has been meaning to start his own meme (dang the enterpreneur in him) on playlists. Just that Blogger won't allow tables. But here goes Prometheus' playlist. There are more to come, he's always adding more songs. As of the time of this publication, this is his current playlist, sorted by artist, that he'd like to be played at his mummification.

• Chiquitita -- ABBA
• Mamma Mia -- ABBA
• Voulez Vous -- ABBA
• Ring My Bell -- Anita Ward
• Toccata And Fugue In D Minor -- Bach, Johann Sebastian
• Für Elise -- Beethoven, Ludwig van
• 5th Symphony in C Minor -- Beethoven, Ludwig van
• 9th Symphony in D Minor -- Beethoven, Ludwig van
• The Steward of Gondor -- Billy Boyd & London Philharmonic Orchestra
• Uptown Girl -- Billy Joel
• We Didn't Start the Fire -- Billy Joel
• Buffalo Soldier -- Bob Marley & the Wailers
• Blaze of Glory -- Bon Jovi
• Wanted Dead or Alive -- Bon Jovi
• You Give Love a Bad Name -- Bon Jovi
• Brown Girl in the Ring -- Boney M.
• Daddy Cool -- Boney M.
• Nightflight to Venus -- Boney M.
• Rasputin -- Boney M.
• Rivers of Babylon -- Boney M.
• Sunny -- Boney M.
• Mighty Wings -- Cheap Trick
• (I Just) Died in Your Arms -- Cutting Crew
• Smoke on the Water -- Deep Purple
• Heavy Fuel -- Dire Straits
• Money for Nothing -- Dire Straits
• Walk of Life -- Dire Straits
• Hotel California -- Eagles
• Without Me -- Eminem
• Layla (Acoustic) -- Eric Clapton
• Tears In Heaven -- Eric Clapton
• Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) -- Eurythmics
• Bring Me to Life -- Evanescence
• Rock Me Amadeus -- Falco
• Run to the Hills -- Iron Maiden
• Danger Zone -- Kenny Loggins
• Faint -- Linkin Park
• In the End -- Linkin Park
• Numb -- Linkin Park
• A Tout le Monde -- Megadeth
• Countdown to Extinction -- Megadeth
• Foreclosure of a Dream -- Megadeth
• Hangar 18 -- Megadeth
• Holy Wars... The Punishment Due -- Megadeth
• Symphony of Destruction -- Megadeth
• Battery -- Metallica
• Blackend -- Metallica
• Creeping Death -- Metallica
• Damage, Inc -- Metallica
• Disposable Heroes -- Metallica
• Enter Sandman -- Metallica
• Fade to Black -- Metallica
• Fight Fire with Fire -- Metallica
• For Whom the Bell Tolls -- Metallica
• Master of Puppets -- Metallica
• Motorbreath -- Metallica
• Nothing Else Matters -- Metallica
• Phantom Lord -- Metallica
• Pulling Teeth (Anasthesia) -- Metallica
• Ride the Lightning -- Metallica
• Seek and Destroy -- Metallica
• The Four Horsemen -- Metallica
• The Shortest Straw -- Metallica
• The Thing That Should Not Be -- Metallica
• Whiplash -- Metallica
• 40th Symphony -- Mozart, Wolfgang Amadeus
• One Way Ticket (To the Blues) -- Neil Sedaka
• Hero -- Nickelback
• Come as You Are -- Nirvana
• Lithium -- Nirvana
• Smells Like Teen Spirit -- Nirvana
• Jeremy -- Pearl Jam
• Comfortably Numb -- Pink Floyd
• The Wall -- Pink Floyd
• Another One Bites the Dust -- Queen
• Bohemian Rhapsody -- Queen
• We Will Rock You -- Queen
• Losing My Religion -- R.E.M.
• Creep -- Radiohead
• Californication -- Red Hot Chili Peppers
• Under the Bridge -- Red Hot Chili Peppers
• Played-A-Live (The Bongo Song) -- Safri Duo
• Black Magic Woman -- Santana
• Maria Maria -- Santana
• Smooth -- Santana
• Altered State -- Sepultura
• Dead Embryonic Cells -- Sepultura
• Desperate Cry -- Sepultura
• Infected Voice -- Sepultura
• Reign in Blood -- Slayer
• Born to Be Wild -- Steppenwolf
• A Hard Day's Night -- The Beatles
• Can't Buy Me Love -- The Beatles
• Love Me Do -- The Beatles
• Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds -- The Beatles
• Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown) -- The Beatles
• Nowhere Man -- The Beatles
• Yellow Submarine -- The Beatles
• Yesterday -- The Beatles
• More Than A Woman -- The Bee Gees
• Stayin' Alive -- The Bee Gees
• Video Killed the Radio Star -- The Buggles
• Break on Through -- The Doors
• Light My Fire -- The Doors
• Every Breath You Take -- The Police

And for the finale,

• Star Wars Imperial March (Darth Vader Theme) -- Metallica & San Fransico Philharmonic
and

• Wherever I May Roam -- Metallica

ending with 'Carved upon my stone, my body lie but still I roam' from the last song.

That's five songs. Right.

And Prometheus must, as is the nature of tags, tag five people. He tags all of his friends, whatever their number, will still be termed 'five'. All who read, must comply with this meme, for they will otherwise be come upon by the Curse of the Promethean Sarcophagus.