31 August 2006

The Curse of Prometheus

Y’all know James Bond. Y’all know that Sean Connery is, was and will be the Best Bond ever, followed by Pierce Brosnan. Y’all know that Daniel Craig is the next Bond. Y’all know that Prometheus is 89% like James Bond but is alas, minus Bond babes.

What y’all don’t know is that in the next Bond flick, James is gonna be ‘jilted by his lover’. The jinx (as in bad luck, not as in Halle Berry) of Prometheus has struck his alter ego.

Y’all be forewarned that if Hugh Hefner dies of gonorrhea it was because some quiz said Prometheus is 93% like him.

6 comments:

Woke said...

Move on to the next online quiz Prometheus. You might find yourself to be a Hilton(Paris, the one that moves) with some singing skills for a change.

Sorry, Jessica Simpson is already taken. Damn those quizzes and questionnaires.

Lizza said...

I do hope that your little brain masher about Metallica doesn't have any adverse effects on the band's record sales.

So what's up for Quizzeria Tre?

Prometheus said...

Frankly my dear Liz, Prometheus doesn't give a rodent's rear to Metallica sales these days. Gone are the days when he and his partners in crime would beg/borrow/steal/extort for all things Metallica.

Woke, you gotta grudge against Paris? Nice way to get at her.

Nice, Prometheus is touched. His friends wanna use him to put a pox on those that peeve them. Wonderful. With friends like these, who needs America?

Tainted Female said...

’ Y’all be forewarned that if Hugh Hefner dies of gonorrhea it was because some quiz said Prometheus is 93% like him.’

I really just don’t know what to make of that. lol

Prometheus said...

Erm, no Taint, Prometheus never had gonorrhea. Hell, Prometheus is so celibate these days, he could run for Pope.

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