26 March 2007

Career Guidance for Indian Cricketers

Usually, emails with 'Funny Pics' in the subject line are politely escorted to the Trash folder by Prometheus. Usually.

Prometheus recently wrote about cricket. India's religion. Cricket buffs, whether Indian or not, put India's chances at winning the 2007 World Cup at an all time high. And ka-boom. India got knocked out in the first round. Some ardent fan of Indian cricket made this labor of (jilted) love. And passed it on. And it came to Prometheus. And he wants to share it with you.

Presenting, Alternative Careers for the Distinguished Members of India's 2007 World Cup Squad:


Robin Uthapa

Robin Uthapa


Virendar Sehwag

Virendar Sehwag


Saurav Ganguly

Saurav Ganguly


Sachin Tendulkar

Sachin Tendulkar


Yuvraj Singh

Yuvraj Singh


Rahul Dravid

Rahul Dravid


Mahendra Singh Dhoni

Mahendra Singh Dhoni


Ajit Agarkar

Ajit Agarkar


Anil Kumble

Anil Kumble


Zaheer Khan

Zaheer Khan
We wish you success at your new occupation, gentlemen.

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8 comments:

D said...

Ah yes... this forward found its way to my inbox this morning...
Tendulkar and Uthappa look the most at ease, don't they? :D
Anyone who gets the concept behind the "India Senior" and "India Blue" plan... please... elaborate!!!

Radha said...

Did you see the 'breaking news' on the telly yesterday? They entered Greg Chapell's hotel room last morning & found him still alive!

zeroimpact said...

Now this is really funny
Heh heh heh
I think they will need to work hard in their new occupations

H said...

So Prom made me laugh out loud [note: I DID NOT say LOL] like really guffaw in office. [after yet another khoofiya operation involving khoofiya ways of seeing prom's page].

SilverSabre said...

Guess whos back...back again :P

Yo dawg, good to see u alive an kickin :)

Optimistic Guard said...

Lol.

Prometheus said...

Yo Deezer, dontcha hate it when your heroes fail? But that was pretty hard on Tendulkar.

Yes Radha, unfortunately all 16 of them are still alive. Prometheus hopes they all die of gonorrhea.

ZI, good to see you here after an eon. Hope you keep visiting more often.

BigH, get IE7 gal. Microsoft needs you.

Sabre's back.. Tell a friend.. Prometheus hopes dawg is a term of endearment in ebonics. God save English.

OG, Al Lol. ;-)

Shaykhspeara Sha'ira said...

lolll! Is Tendulkar still at it? Gees he was playing when I was a kid living in Pakistan. I reckon you should have one with paki pretty boy Shahid Afridi. Alternative career? I picture him as a tanga wala.