10 April 2007

Cerebrofornication



Blogger uses CAPTCHA and
Calls it Word Verification
The words may look profane
In certain combination

Most of those words are guilty of
Cerebrofornication

If they paid big money for that
Word generating application
Then what in Satan's name
Is Mxyztplixation

These kind of words result in
Cerebrofornication.

Initially it only causes
Minor irritation
Then voices in your mind
Start screaming consternation

You know you are a victim of
Cerebrofornication

Lose your spellings and murder
Grammar and Punctuation
Given time it can cause
Linguistic defloration

Turing's invented a monster called
Cerebrofornication

WtPlxysic vnpathalon ord
Orhxlmnate Crbapxhtolation
aPrqpjcr ameoenaplepop rquen
ZenSqrTpeoun Qsptwtchdation

Apz Slelatoosq pro
Cbraofmcantnqwrcation

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13 comments:

Radha said...

Never met anyone so talented at making up words!

Milk & Two Sugars said...

Oh, Prometheus is clever.

FoxxFyrre said...

I'd like to say I Cerebrofornicate all the time, but I'm usually alone with my thoughts, so it must be Mentalbation in my case. :)
Hmmm, I'd better stop it or my thoughts will go blind. teehee.

I also stopped in to see/ask if you'd try a new themed post that I have just started at my Honk'n'Holl'r blog. You can read the prepost information Here
I think you'd have fun with it, and I'd love to see what you come up with.
Thanks
Frank

D said...

Ah ah ah... most creative... plus you reminded me of an interesting conversation I had with 2 friends in the rain over the original song...
Ah well... :)

Lizza said...

Wow, I'm impressed! But I'm thinking you didn't have any hard time doing this because of that cerebrofornicating mind of yours.

And I mean that in a good way.

Prometheus said...

Radha, yer forgetting the original master, Word Verification.

Thankee M2S, we aim to please.

FoxxyFrank, is Mentalblation against the church? Yer one amazing gramps. Oh and your 6-9 meme is amazing too. Prometheus is mentalblating over how to do it.

Deez, Prometheus hopes that conversation memory is a happy one.

Liz, Prometheus is aghast to have his secret spilt out like this. Is nothing private these days? ;-)

SilverSabre said...

I am constantly amazed by your ability to meld real world fact with your Hi-larious Poams old chap. Jolly spiffing stuff I say.

Im absolutely lovely the Turing reference.

Wheres this parlour then?

Mimi Lenox said...

Absolutely genius, my friend.
Your cerebral abilities never cease to amaze me.

Shaykhspeara Sha'ira said...

lol you mad thing! brilliant remix!

Gale said...

Linguistic defloration. Hah! I's linger longer but it's time to mentalbate.

enidd said...

enidd is speechless with admiration. lucky she can still type then.

Prometheus said...

SS, there is no reward like people enjoying one's work. So what if Prometheus ain't paid like that Rowling woman. The parlour was in reference to you decorating your home. Inviting .. shall we say .. the "prey"?

Mims, thine knight is amply rewarded by the Queen's amazement.

Shaykhspeara, can't call you SS since we already have an SS here. Thanks. A few times when being called mad is a compliment ;-)

Gemmolina, mentalblation can be your new Word Wonk, wot? Credit to Frank for the invention. We just hope mentalblation wont be against the church or make your thoughts go blind. :-D

enidd, Prometheus is speechless most of the time. Nobody lets him talk, ya know. Thanks.

So folks, a good time was had by all. Prometheus did not imagine this post would be so appreciated. But he knows he has amazing friends who'll keep his ego boosted enough to let him plod on through the quagmire called life.

Shaykhspeara Sha'ira said...

loll I got confused there, I was like SS? me? I didn't get the parlour reference til I noticed it wasn't me... geeees!