02 May 2005

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Bitchy has outdone herself. She used to stick to writing Lifestyle for the Senile. She whined about becoming a Dilli-Billi everytime Mum-bhai extradited her to Delhi and then whine again when the Dilli scoorty evicted her out back to Mumbai.

Now she's out(Alec)smarted herself by trying to write why men don't lash out at women for lashing out at them. Well, generally men get the lashes while women flutter them (the lashes, not the men).

What boggles the mind is that Bitchy is at the center of the page graced by The Eminents like Dileep Padgaonkar, Swaminathan S. Anklesaria Aiyer, and His Penmanship Sir Jug of Clan Suraiya. My guess is Brindle of Clan Suraiya would do better than Bitchy.

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