20 December 2004

The Evil Empire Rises

Rallied together, the Forces of Sith have. Stronger has grown the Dark Side. Careful we must be, padowans.

The Sith has penetrated Blogger. And Haloscan. First, my profile won't get updated. Still shows old statistics. Then, the WYSIWYG editor won't load. Fortunately, the Elders had provided a non-WYSIWYG editor for fallback. Now, it is the only way to post. If only we had listened to the young one. We failed to see the pattern in this failure. And when we tried to induce Haloscan Commenting and Trackback into this blog, we got the features but all the Sacred Comments of the Golden Past were erased.

I still don't believe Morpheus. I can't be the Chosen One. But I can't watch Zion fall. (Oops! Wrong flick... See? the Emperor, or was it Agent Smith, is upto his old tricks again)

Do a full spectrum sweep of positron signatures for the cloaked Romulan Cruiser. Commander Data, debug the entire system. The future of all mankind rests on us. Battle Stations.

15 December 2004

Brain Damnage

This one was lonely. So lonely that this one had only two friends. Both of them were imaginary. And they only used to play with each other.

This one is a very complicated person. This one is schizophrenic. Schizo. So much so that this one's split personae have their own split personae. And the subdivision could continue ad infinitum.

This one wants you to get to know a few of these personalities (although some of them have none). This one will begin with introducing all currently present:

  • Technoprisoner : Technophile, technolord, technoslave, takes no prisoners

  • Psycho-the-rapist : Shrinker, thinker, mind-bender, doesn't believe in 'First, do no harm'.

  • Con-noisseur : Smooth criminal with a taste for the good life

  • Stagger : Believes reality is an illusion caused by the absence of alcohol

And all of you better stand up to welcome them and be nice to them, always. We don't want the Other One to come here, do we? The one called Cide. Yes, simply Cide. He believes in all kinds of cide, Homicide, Genocide, Infanticide. Although he has been very busy playing Suicide.

13 December 2004


Soviet Bloc, East Bloc, Communist Bloc, North Bloc, Arterial Bloc...
Writer's Bloc.

Dear Readers,
Prometheus has been busy and has also been struck down with writer's block. Inspiration, anyone?

PS: Thought for the day, 'inspired' by Mark Twain...
"Man is the only animal that has or needs the concept of religion".